all these latinos and you still listen to what these jose
imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena
like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed
and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop
and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games
every 182 times you blink you become more and more pop punk
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER, HAD A VERY SHINY NOSE.
SO SHINY IN FACT, THAT THE US AIR MARSHALS TRACKED DOWN SANTA AND CHARGED HIM WILL ALL OF THOSE YEARS HE FLEW OVER RESTRICTED AIR SPACE.
you’re so bad at christmas carols its embarrassing.
THIS IS A JOKE SON, NOT A CAROL.
then you’re so bad at jokes its embarrassing.
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did